hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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