PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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