question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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