we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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