Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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