So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I have feelings that need drinking.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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