i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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