Me too!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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