He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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