I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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