That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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