Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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