return my video game
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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