look no pants
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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