I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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