i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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