would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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