i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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