I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I wish there were birth control emojis
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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