So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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