NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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