Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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