You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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