why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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