What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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