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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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