this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
