the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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