Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
