they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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