Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
it was like eating out sand paper
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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