OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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