She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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