kristin has been a bad kristin
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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