i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Congratulations! We have a period
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