Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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