Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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