Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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