i permit you to call me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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