i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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