Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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