never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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