these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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