Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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