i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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