i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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