He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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