we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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