is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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