Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Please don't give away my fajitas
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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