My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so let's talk penis.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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